Aloha mai e nā mākua a me ka ʻakaʻaka! Mākaukau no ka hoʻohenehene holoholona? ʻO wau ʻo Sara Thompson, he makuahine iā Lily (7) a me Max (10), a ʻike wau ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ke kī i ka ʻohana olakino a hauʻoli. Ua hōʻike nā haʻawina i ka ʻakaʻaka ʻaʻole e hōʻemi wale i ke koʻikoʻi a hoʻonui i ka hauʻoli holoʻokoʻa akā hoʻoikaika pū i nā pilina a hoʻoikaika i ka manaʻo o ka lokahi ma waena o nā ʻohana. Quotes he mea nui i ka ʻohana hauʻoli. ʻO ka ʻohana ʻakaʻaka pū kekahi ʻohana olakino, ʻoiaʻiʻo!
I kēia ao wikiwiki, paʻakikī ka loaʻa ʻana o ka manawa no ka pilina ʻohana a me ka ʻakaʻaka. ʻO ia ke kumu i hele mai ai au e kaʻana like i ka hōʻiliʻili o nā holoholona ʻakaʻaka i kūpono no nā keiki mai 5 a 10 mau makahiki.
No laila, e hōʻuluʻulu i kou ʻohana a hoʻomākaukau no ka ʻakaʻaka ʻaoʻao. E hoʻomanaʻo, ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ka lāʻau lapaʻau maikaʻi loa, a ʻo ka hāʻawi ʻana i kēia mau ʻakaʻaka me kāu poʻe aloha ʻaʻole ia e lawe mai i ka hauʻoli akā e hana pū kekahi i nā hoʻomanaʻo mau loa. E luʻu kākou i ka leʻaleʻa ʻohana kahiko!
ʻO nā ʻakaʻaka moa no nā keiki (a me nā mākua pū kekahi!)
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No ke aha i hala ai ka moa i ke kahua pāʻani?
No ke aha i hala ai ka moa i ke kahua pāʻani?No ke aha i hele ai ka moa i ke kahua pāʻani? No ka hele ʻana i ka paheʻe ʻē aʻe, ʻoiaʻiʻo! Ua makemake nui ʻo Lily i kēia ʻakaʻaka a haʻi ʻo ia i kona mau hoaaloha a pau ma ke kula, ua kākau mai ke kumu iaʻu i kahi leka e ʻōlelo ana he mea hoʻomakeʻe ʻo ia!
Ka moa a me ka huamoa
Eia ka Max i hiki mai ai: No ke aha ka moa e hoohua ai? No ka mea, inā hāʻule lākou, e haki! duh lol
Hulahula moa
No ke aha i makemake ai ka moa i ka hula? Hana mau lākou i ka moa leʻaleʻa! He mea maikaʻi loa kēia ke hula pū ʻoe a puni ka lumi kuke, e hana ana i ka ʻaina ahiahi. Ke ʻōlelo mau nei mākou e hana i ka 'fundy chicken' i mea ʻala! Loaʻa 'ia nā mea ʻala'? ROFL.
Pākīkī moa
He aha kāu i kapa ai i ka moa akamai i ka makemakika? He "henua akamai"! He akamai makemakika o Max, no laila, hoʻohenehene mau ʻo ia iā ia.
ʻO ka Moʻa kilokilo
He aha kāu e loaʻa ai ke hele ʻoe i ka moa me kahi kupua? He "moa-dabra"! He punahele nui ʻo Lily i nā hana kilokilo, no laila makemake wale ʻo ia i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO ka haʻuki moa
No ke aha i komo ai ka moa i ka hui haʻuki? Ua makemake ʻo ia e hoʻopiha i kāna hana maʻamau "egg-ercise"! Hauʻoli kaʻu mau keiki i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana i nā hana hou, no laila ua manaʻo lākou he mea hoʻohenehene kēia.
Ka Bana punahele a ka moa
He aha ka pūʻulu punahele a ka moa? ʻO nā "Eggles"!
Ka Moa Astronaut
No ke aha i hele ai ka moa i waho? E ʻike inā he hua maoli ka mahina!
Ka Hana Moeuhane o ka moa
He aha nā moa e makemake ai ke ulu? ʻO kahi "huaka-secutive"!
ʻO ka Kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka moa
He aha ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka moa? "Cluck i ka wā e hiki mai ana"! Makemake ʻo Max i nā moʻolelo huakaʻi manawa, a he mea aloha nui ʻo Dr.
He Henehene Duck no na keiki
ʻO ka ʻai punahele a ka Duck
No ke aha i makemake ai nā pāpaʻi? No ka mea, he "mea hoʻomāʻewaʻewa" lākou e pili ana iā lākou! Loaʻa mau ʻo Lily lāua ʻo Max i ka ʻakaʻaka mai kēia mea i ka wā ʻai.
ʻO ka ʻiʻopaʻa maikaʻi
He aha ka ʻōlelo a ka ʻiole i kona kūʻai ʻana i lipstick? "E kau ma kaʻu bila!" Ua ʻakaʻaka ʻo Max i nā manawa a pau āna e lohe ai.
Duck Math
He aha kāu i kapa ai i ka ʻiole maikaʻi i ka makemakika? He "mathema-quack"! Makemake ʻo Lily i kēia ʻakaʻaka, ʻoiai ʻo ia e aʻo ana i ka makemakika ma ke kula. Ua haʻi ʻo ia i kēia ma ke kula a ʻakaʻaka nā mea a pau!
Ka Makai Duck
No ke aha i lilo ai ka ʻiole i mākaʻi? No ka "quack" i ka hihia! He mea makemake nui ʻo Max i nā moʻolelo pohihihi, no laila, ʻoluʻolu kēia ʻakaʻaka i kona iwi ʻakaʻaka!
Ka Mea Mele Duck
He aha ka mea kani punahele a ka ʻiole? ʻO ka "quack-ophone"! Leʻaleʻa ʻo Lily i ka pāʻani ʻana i kāna mea hoʻopaʻa leo, no laila ʻike ʻo ia i kēia ʻakaʻaka he mea ʻoluʻolu loa.
ʻAi ʻAiʻaʻa
No ke aha e ʻaʻahu ai nā ʻeke i ka pālule? No ka uhi ʻana i kā lākou "ʻeke ʻiʻo"! He ʻakaʻaka kēia mai Lily a me Max.
Ka holo punahele a ka Duck
He aha ka huakaʻi pāka leʻaleʻa punahele a ka ʻiole? ʻO ka "Ferris quacker"! Ua hauʻoli mākou a pau i kēia ʻakaʻaka i kā mākou huakaʻi ʻohana hope loa i ka pā leʻaleʻa i ke kauwela i hala.
Ka Hoomaha o ka Duck
Ma hea kahi e hele ai nā ʻeke i ka hoʻomaha? “Quack-sico”!
ʻO ka Astronaut Duck
No ke aha i hele ai ka ʻiole i ka lewa? E ʻimi i nā "quackmos"! Pīhoihoi kaʻu mau keiki ʻelua i waho, no laila makemake lākou i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO ka Haʻuki punahele a ka Duck
He aha ka pāʻani punahele a ka ʻiole? “Quackminton”! Hoʻokani pinepine mākou i ka badminton ma ko mākou pā hale.
ʻO nā ʻīlio ʻīlio ʻakaʻaka ʻaoʻao no nā keiki
ʻO ka Pizza punahele a ka ʻīlio
He aha ke ʻano pizza punahele a ka ʻīlio? “Pupperoni”! ʻIke mau ʻo Lily lāua ʻo Max i kēia ʻakaʻaka, ʻoi aku ka nui o kā mākou pō pizza mahina.
Ka Ilio Kupua
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka ʻīlio hiki ke hana i nā hana kilokilo? He "labra-cadabra-dor"! Makemake ʻo Max i ke kilokilo, no laila e paʻa mau ana kēia ʻakaʻaka iā ia.
Ka Ilio Baker
No ke aha i lilo ai ka ʻīlio i mea kahu ʻai? Ua makemake ʻo ia e hana i nā "pup-cake"! Makemake ʻo Lily i ka kuke ʻana, no laila ua kiʻi ʻo ia i kēia.
ʻO ke kūlanakauhale punahele a ka ʻīlio
Ma hea kahi e makemake ai nā ʻīlio e kipa aku? “Bark-lona”! ʻO kēia ʻakaʻaka i makemake nui ai ʻo Lily e pili ana iā Sepania a me kona mau ʻāina kaulana.
Ka Ilio Mele
Ka Ilio MeleHe aha ke ʻano o ka ʻīlio makemake e hīmeni? He mea mele "pup-era"! He mea aloha ʻo Max i ke mele.
ʻO ka haʻuki punahele a ka ʻīlio
He aha ka haʻuki punahele a ka ʻīlio? “E kii-popo”! Pāʻani pinepine mākou me ka ʻīlio a ko mākou hoalauna, no laila, ʻo ia kaʻu mea hoʻoikaika i ka haʻi ʻana i nā keiki i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO ka meaʻai punahele a ka ʻīlio
He aha ka mea kanu punahele a ka ʻīlio? He "pua pua collie"! Kōkua kēia ʻakaʻaka e hoʻonanea i kaʻu mau keiki i ka ʻai ʻana i nā mea kanu.
ʻO ka hana pō a ka ʻīlio
He aha ka hana a nā ʻīlio ke hana lākou i ka pō? Lilo lākou i "nā kiaʻi ʻili"! Makemake ʻo Max i kēia hoʻohenehene a hoʻohālike ʻo ia he ʻīlio ma ke kiaʻi i kekahi manawa.
Ka Hula punahele a ka Ilio
He aha ka hula punahele a ka ʻīlio? ʻO ka "wag-arena"! Makemake ʻo Lily i ka hula, no laila, ʻakaʻaka mau kēia ʻakaʻaka i kona mau maka.
Ka Hana Moeuhane a ka Ilio
He aha ka makemake o nā ʻīlio ke ulu lākou? "Nā mea ʻeleʻele"!
ʻO nā ʻakaʻaka ʻo ROFL Cat – He ʻakaʻaka holoholona ʻakaʻaka hou aʻe!
Ke Kumu Kula punahele a ka Popoki
He aha ke kumuhana punahele a ka popoki ma ke kula? "He moʻolelo"! Makemake ʻo Lily i ke aʻo ʻana e pili ana i ka mōʻaukala, no laila makemake ʻo ia i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
Ka Pukiki Kupua
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka pōpoki hiki ke hana i nā hana kilokilo? He "abracatabra"! Pīhoihoi mau ʻo Max i nā hana hoʻopunipuni, e hana ana i kēia ʻakaʻaka i mea nui.
ʻO ke Kuʻi Popi
No ke aha i lilo ai ka pōpoki i mea kuke? E hana i ka purr-fect "mouse-aroni"! E ʻakaʻaka mau ana kēia ʻakaʻaka iā Lily, ʻoi aku hoʻi i nā pō pasta.
Ka Mele punahele a ka Popoki
He aha ke ʻano mele punahele a ka pōpoki? "Purr-cussion"! Leʻaleʻa ʻo Max i ka pāʻani ʻana i ka pahu, no laila ua paʻa kēia ʻakaʻaka iā ia.
ʻO ka Pōkiʻi Astronaut
No ke aha i hele ai ka pōpoki i ka lewa? No ka ʻimi ʻana i ke ala "meow-ky"!
Ka Haʻuki Punahele a ka Popi
He aha ka haʻuki punahele a ka pōpoki? "Pounce-ercise"! ʻIke pinepine mākou i nā pōpoki o ke kaiāulu e kuʻi ana a ʻoi aku ka ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO ka mea kanu punahele a ka popoki
He aha ka mea kanu punahele a ka popoki? “Purr-sley”!
ʻO ka hana pō a ka popoki
He aha ka hana a nā pōpoki ke hana lākou i ka pō? Ua lilo lākou i "mea hoʻokele meow-dnight"! Ua ʻike ʻo Max i kēia ʻakaʻaka he ʻakaʻaka loa a i kekahi manawa e hoʻohālike ʻo ia he pōpoki ma ka huakaʻi.
Ka Hula punahele a ka popoki
He aha ka hula punahele a ka popoki? ʻO ka "cat-mambo"!
Ka Hana Moeuhane o ka Popoki
He aha ka makemake o nā pōpoki ke ulu lākou? "Purr-fessors"!
Mahele ʻaoʻao Monkey Jokes
Mahele ʻaoʻao Monkey JokesKa Inu punahele a ka Monkey
He aha ka mea inu punahele a ka monkey? “Wai ape-le”! Leʻaleʻa ʻo Lily i ka wai, no laila ʻo kēia ʻakaʻaka e lawe mau i ka minoʻaka i kona mau maka i ka wā ʻaina kakahiaka.
Ka Makaikiu Monkey
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka monkey nāna e hoʻoponopono i nā mea pohihihi? He "sherlock-chimp"! Makemake ʻo Max i nā moʻolelo kiʻi kiʻi, ʻo ka hana ʻana i kēia ʻakaʻaka he mea nui loa ia.
Ka Monkey Artist
No ke aha i lilo ai ka monkey i mea pena? E hana i "master-chimp-ieces"! ʻO Lily i ka hana noʻeau, no laila makemake ʻo ia i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka Monkey
He aha ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka monkey? "King Kong-ratulations"! Leʻaleʻa ʻo Max i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni, no laila ua paʻa kēia ʻakaʻaka iā ia.
ʻO ka wanaʻao Monkey Weather Forecaster
No ke aha i lilo ai ka monkey i mea ʻike wānana? No ka wānana ʻana i ka ua "uaua-ua"! Makemake ʻo Lily lāua ʻo Max e pili ana i ka wā, no laila makemake lākou i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
Ka Buke punahele a ka Monkey
He aha ka puke punahele a ka monkey? "The Jungle Book-ies"! Makemake mākou i ka heluhelu ʻana i nā moʻolelo i ka wā e moe ai.
ʻO ka pāʻani punahele a ka Monkey
He aha ka pāʻani punahele a ka monkey? "ʻIke ka monkey, monkey doo-doo"!
Ka La Monkey Job
He aha ka hana a nā monkey ke hana lākou i ka lā hoʻololi? Ua lilo lākou i "manakia lālā"!
ʻO ka meaʻai punahele a ka Monkey
He aha ka mea ʻai punahele a ka monkey? “Pie Bananoffee”! He niho ʻono ʻo Lily, no laila ua kiʻi ʻo ia i kēia ʻakaʻaka.
Ka Monkey Scientist
He aha ka makemake o ka monkey ke ulu lākou i ka ʻepekema? ʻO nā "Chimp-ists"!
ʻO nā ʻakaʻaka hoʻohenehene
ʻO ka Haʻuki Punahele a ka Snail
He aha ka haʻuki punahele a ka snail? “He heihei S-car-go”! Makemake ʻo Lily lāua ʻo Max i nā pāʻani heihei, no laila e ʻakaʻaka mau ai kēia ʻakaʻaka iā lāua.
Ka Mea Lawe Leta Snail
No ke aha i lilo ai ka snail i mea lawe leka? No ka mea, hāʻawi mau ʻia i ka "pace o ka snail"! Kōkua kēia ʻakaʻaka e aʻo i kaʻu mau keiki e pili ana i ke koʻikoʻi o ke ahonui.
ʻO ka meaʻai punahele a ka Snail
He aha ka meaʻai punahele a ka snail? "ʻO nā mea kanu i hoʻomoʻa lohi"!
ʻO ka hoʻomaha moeʻuhane o ka Snail
Ma hea kahi e hele ai nā snails i ka hoʻomaha? “ʻO nā mokupuni ʻo Escargot-to”!
ʻO ka Superhero Snail
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka snail me nā mana nui? He "Super-Shell"! Hoʻopiʻi ʻia ʻo Lily lāua ʻo Max e nā superheroes, no laila makemake lāua i kēia ʻakaʻaka a ʻakaʻaka i ko lāua poʻo i ka lohe ʻana i kēia.
Ka Kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka Snail
He aha ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni punahele a ka snail? "Turbo-kau"! Nānā pinepine mākou i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻohana, ʻoi aku ka leʻaleʻa o kēia ʻakaʻaka.
Ka Makaikiu Snail
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka snail e hoʻonā i nā mea pohihihi? He "investi-gastropod"!
Ka Hulahula punahele a ka Puhi
He aha ka hulahula punahele a ka snail? ʻO ka "Slug Shuffle"!
ʻO ka mea kani punahele a ka Snail
He aha ka mea kani punahele a ka snail? ʻO nā "slime-bals"! He ʻāpana nui ke mele o ko mākou ola, a ua paʻa kēia ʻakaʻaka i kaʻu mau keiki. 'Chord' loaa ia lol.
ʻO ka hana maʻamau o ka Snail
No ke aha e hiamoe maikaʻi ai nā ʻōpala? No ka mea, "snooze a holo moku" lākou!
He ʻakaʻaka Liona
Hoʻomaka ʻo Roar-ty
He aha ka ʻōlelo a ka liona i kona mau hoa ma ka pāʻina? "E hoʻomaka kāua i kēia leo leo!"
Nā Pāʻani Kāleka Nahele
No ke aha e pāʻani ʻole ai nā liona i nā kāleka ma ka ululāʻau? No ka mea he nui loa nā cheetahs a puni!
Huna-a-Hele-Hele
He aha ka pāʻani punahele a ka liona e pāʻani me Lily lāua ʻo Max? Peʻe-a-hele-uwo!
Aloha nahelehele aloha
Pehea e aloha ai ka liona i na holoholona e ae o ka ululaau? Hāʻawi ʻo ia iā lākou i kahi leo nui a aloha!
Liona Paani Kipepeku
No ke aha i hōʻole ai ka liona i ka pāʻani pōpeku? Makaʻu ʻo ia i ka lilo ʻana i mea hoʻohihi mane!
King Karaoke
He aha kāu e kapa ai i ka liona makemake i ka hīmeni? He aliʻi karaoke o ka nahele!
He ʻoki lauoho ʻoluʻolu
No ke aha i hele ai ka liona i ka mea ʻū? No ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻoki lauoho ʻoluʻolu!
Hui Liona hau
He aha kāu e loaʻa ai ke hele ʻoe i kahi liona me kahi kanaka hau? Nahu hau!
Nā mea pono o ka pāʻina nahele
No ke aha i lawe mai ai ka liona i ke kukui uila i ka ʻaha nahele? ʻAʻole makemake ʻo ia e lilo i pōpoki makaʻu i ka pōʻeleʻele!
ʻO ka Steak punahele a ka Liona
Pehea ka makemake o nā liona i kā lākou mau steak i moa? Me ka ʻaoʻao o roars-mary a me koume!
He ʻakaʻaka ʻo Giraffe
ʻO ka lāʻau lapaʻau a Giraffe
No ke aha i wehe ai ka giraffe i ka hale palaoa ma luna o ka lāʻau? No laila hiki iā lākou ke loaʻa i nā donat kiʻekiʻe!
Ka Giraffe Entrepreneur
He aha ka ʻoihana i hoʻomaka ai ka giraffe? He hale kūʻai ʻāʻī!
Nā papahana hoʻomaha o Giraffe
Ma hea kahi e hele ai nā giraffe i ka hoʻomaha? ʻO ka Neck-therlands!
Ka Bana punahele a Giraffe
He aha ka hui punahele a kahi giraffe? Na Neck-tarines!
ʻO ka mea huna a Giraffe
He aha ka mea huna maikaʻi loa a ka giraffe? ʻO kā lākou hoʻomaʻemaʻe kiʻekiʻe!
ʻO ka mea pena Giraffe
No ke aha i lilo ai ka giraffe i mea pena? No laila hiki iā lākou ke piʻi i luna o ke kāwele!
Ke Koho Kaa a Giraffe
He aha ke ʻano kaʻa e holo ai ka giraffe? Hiki ke hoʻololi me ke keʻena poʻo ʻē aʻe!
ʻO ka pāʻani punahele a Giraffe
He aha ka pāʻani papa e makemake ai nā giraffe e pāʻani? ʻāʻī-4!
ʻO ke Kuʻi Giraffe
No ke aha i lilo ai ka giraffe i mea kuke? He kālena ko lākou no ka kuke ʻana i nā kauoha kiʻekiʻe!
Ka holo punahele a Giraffe
He aha ka huakaʻi pāka leʻaleʻa punahele a kahi giraffe? ʻO ka huila Ferris, no kahi huakaʻi ʻāʻī!
Panina
ʻAe, aia iā ʻoukou e nā mākua aloha a me ka poʻe ʻakaʻaka! Ua kaʻana like mākou i kekahi mau mea hoʻohenehene holoholona e ʻakaʻaka i nā maka o kāu mau keiki a hoʻopiha i kou home me ka ʻakaʻaka hauʻoli. Manaʻo wau e hoʻoikaika kēia mau ʻakaʻaka iā ʻoe e hana i kāu mau ʻakaʻaka ponoʻī a e hoʻolilo i ka ʻakaʻaka i ʻāpana i kēlā me kēia lā o kou ola ʻohana, ʻoiai ʻo ka ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia ke kāpili e hoʻopaʻa pū ai iā mākou.
Ma ke ʻano he makuahine no Lily lāua ʻo Max, hiki iaʻu ke hōʻoia i ka mana o ka ʻakaʻaka i ka hoʻoulu ʻana i ka pilina a me ka lokahi i loko o ko mākou ʻohana. No laila, e hoʻomau i ka kaʻana like ʻana i kēlā mau ʻakaʻaka, e ʻakaʻaka kekahi i kekahi, a me ka hoʻokumu ʻana i nā hoʻomanaʻo hauʻoli e mau loa i ke ola. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, noho pū kekahi ʻohana ʻakaʻaka!
Mahalo no kou hui pū ʻana me aʻu i kēia huakaʻi ʻakaʻaka. E ʻoluʻolu e kipa mau iā More4kids no nā ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo makua hou aʻe, nā manaʻo leʻaleʻa, a, ʻoiaʻiʻo hoʻi, he lako hoʻohenehene pau ʻole e ʻakaʻaka ai kou ʻohana. A hiki i ka manawa aʻe, hauʻoli ʻakaʻaka!
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